A half-asian boy who likes to complain and question himself.

 

People That Know Web Development : I did a thing with my blog. I like my thing.

People That Don't : How the fuck do I do things?

Brother: *sneezes*

Me: No.

Brother: *stops to flip me the bird before sneezing again*

I was messing around with the Inspect Element feature on my friend’s facebook page and things got a little out of hand,

I was messing around with the Inspect Element feature on my friend’s facebook page and things got a little out of hand,

Star Signs

Aries: says weird shit but makes you laugh soemhow

Taurus: makes posts on fb that make them seem like an old person

Gemini: way too excited abt everything

Cancer: acts like tough shit but they rly a kitten w/ insecurities

Leo: everyone loves them

Virgo: loves puns (new years sex)

Libra: cutie with a booty

Scorpio: attention seeking loser

Sagittarius: hottie that makes gr9 jokes

Capricorn: thinks they know everything

Aquarius: blackmails everyone

Pisces: overly friendly

hedgehogjem:

tardiscookies:

moraniarty:

supholmes:

… and so sherlock and john never met. the end.

THE SHOW WOULD CONSIST OF JOHN LIMPING AROUND LONDON AT VARIOUS SPEEDS

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“Who’d want me for a flatmate?” John asked, completely serious at the notion that anyone would actually want to room with him. He glanced at his old colleague when he heard him chuckling. “What?”

“Nothing, I just remembered a funny joke.” He said with a smile. It probably had something to do with two flatmates or something. John didn’t inquire.

“Oh.” He responded simply, returning his gaze to his cup of coffee. After a few minutes of silence, John looked up to ask Stamford a question but stopped when he saw a curious look on the man’s face. He almost seemed horrified. “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing.” Stamford stuttered. “It’s just…” He seemed to be trying to get a look at John’s back. “I just thought I saw something on your back.”

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It took me a bit and now I’m pissed.

(Source: fixshitfelix)

gavin-freebie asked
BOO!

AHHHH!!!
*dies*

Some of my friends believe that Destiny wont be that good of a game.

How?

(Source: bsaajill)

Mom : *throws football at me*

Me : "Ahh! Are you trying to kill me?"

Mom : "Yes!"